Welcome from the Chairman

Are you ready for some football?  A Thanksgiving Day party.  We got Shlmo, Moshe and Dan and we're here to get started.  Something, something, kjahrweyu and lace up your shoes because all my rowdy friends are here for Monday night!

Okay, while that may not have worked out well, I assure you as the chairman of this year’s contest the 2008 PBI will be spectacular.  As always, we'll feature a celebrity performance of the national anthem, a highly-illegal and potentially lethal fireworks display and a select group of very hung-over Jews trying to overcome their genetic predisposition to suck at every athletic endeavor and excel for just one day to achieve the pinnacle of all sporting accomplishments – winning the Paul Blank Invitational Turkey Bowl.  Plus, we have a few surprises this year…maybe even a Paul Blank wardrobe malfunc…well, I really shouldn't give away all the excitement.  I guess you'll just have to join us to partake in the fun.

So come out.  Spend time with your fellow alums and help us support the Association for Safe International Road Travel and the Foundation for Fighting Blindness.  Enjoy free hot chocolate and some tasty treats.  With any luck, you'll twist an ankle and receive a sexually suggestive ankle taping from one of JDSs fine athletic trainers.

See you soon!
Ilan Fulop - Chairman, Director of Community Outreach