Welcome to the 22nd annual paul blank invitational
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September 23, 2019 – WELCOME TO THE 22ND ANNUAL PAUL BLANK INVITATIONAL (B’’H)
After twenty-one successful PBIs, we now approach a new era in the most famous Jewish Day School alumni football game in all of southeast Rockville. We have a new, younger board, classy new uniforms, and high hopes for the game. To put in perspective how long this game has been successfully put on, our woeful hometown Redskins actually have a home playoff win (2000) since the PBI began (1998). However, unlike Redskins 2018 1st round pick Derrius Guice on the first drive of the pre-season, we are not planning on an injury worthy of emergency surgery in the game this year (although at this point, you might as well go ahead and include Dan Fulop on the injured reserve list). |
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Much like the new board, at the age of 22, the PBI is tired of over-drinking its way through senior year. The PBI instead prefers a cold beer with some light Taylor Swift in the background. After finally graduating college, lets see where this new board stakes its claim on a list of all time greats.
Corey Hirsch, an aspiring "lawyer" is nearing the end of his tenure at Cardozo School of Law. Rumor has it he has job prospects but has already submitted his application to be the PBI's lawyer on retainer, you know for those particularly nasty injuries. Speaking of "nasty injuries", Henry "its just a scratch" Baron is most famously known for his "injury" in PBI 17. Rumor has it he spent the next couple years training so he could just "run away". After burning everyone in PBI 19, he realized it simply "wasn't enough" and devoted the next couple years of his life training to be a military pilot so he could fly away. Unfortunately, he flew so far away he got lost in Africa! No word yet on how his sprinting training has helped him out run cheetahs.
Robbie "human calculator" Shorr, the PBI's first ever treasurer who also happens to be a math teacher. Robbie, like many boys, went to college and graduated only to realize "Art" isn't a real degree. Instead, he spends his time sneaking around the halls of the JDS upper school keeping tabs on Paul in between teaching math class and snagging great deals on the field for Thanksgiving.
Brian "Are you Shorr?" Shorr is an Economics professor at NYU, or at least that's who his first "kiss" was with in college. An aspiring economist, the Junior at NYU spends his free time reminiscing about the "good ol' days" where he could "hang" with his high school sweetheart behind the bleachers. If you look closely at the 22nd PBI you may see him attempting to re-enact his favorite moments.
Jeremy "what does he even do here" Schooler is studying broadcast journalism and business at Penn State. In recent years Jeremy has raved about his football mentor, ex-football coach Sandusky, stating that he's ready to tackle this years' PBI with trick plays galore! Rumor has it, he plans to enlist the help of his journalism buddies to record the PBI.
The board is still looking for a charity to donate to! If you have suggestions, please post them on the Facebook page.
Keep an eye open on the Facebook page for the start of registration. Kick off for the 22nd Paul Blank Invitational will be at 10 AM sharp – See you on the field!
The PBI Board of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Corey Hirsch, an aspiring "lawyer" is nearing the end of his tenure at Cardozo School of Law. Rumor has it he has job prospects but has already submitted his application to be the PBI's lawyer on retainer, you know for those particularly nasty injuries. Speaking of "nasty injuries", Henry "its just a scratch" Baron is most famously known for his "injury" in PBI 17. Rumor has it he spent the next couple years training so he could just "run away". After burning everyone in PBI 19, he realized it simply "wasn't enough" and devoted the next couple years of his life training to be a military pilot so he could fly away. Unfortunately, he flew so far away he got lost in Africa! No word yet on how his sprinting training has helped him out run cheetahs.
Robbie "human calculator" Shorr, the PBI's first ever treasurer who also happens to be a math teacher. Robbie, like many boys, went to college and graduated only to realize "Art" isn't a real degree. Instead, he spends his time sneaking around the halls of the JDS upper school keeping tabs on Paul in between teaching math class and snagging great deals on the field for Thanksgiving.
Brian "Are you Shorr?" Shorr is an Economics professor at NYU, or at least that's who his first "kiss" was with in college. An aspiring economist, the Junior at NYU spends his free time reminiscing about the "good ol' days" where he could "hang" with his high school sweetheart behind the bleachers. If you look closely at the 22nd PBI you may see him attempting to re-enact his favorite moments.
Jeremy "what does he even do here" Schooler is studying broadcast journalism and business at Penn State. In recent years Jeremy has raved about his football mentor, ex-football coach Sandusky, stating that he's ready to tackle this years' PBI with trick plays galore! Rumor has it, he plans to enlist the help of his journalism buddies to record the PBI.
The board is still looking for a charity to donate to! If you have suggestions, please post them on the Facebook page.
Keep an eye open on the Facebook page for the start of registration. Kick off for the 22nd Paul Blank Invitational will be at 10 AM sharp – See you on the field!
The PBI Board of Extraordinary Gentlemen
